Swensonia! does not provide a full suite of metacriticism and brutal feedback to form your mostly non-existent idea.

Traditional non-Services

  • Bullshit detection
  • Karaoke management detection
  • Persuasive Poetry
  • Hypothesis driven primal scream therapy
  • Invisible Tattooing
  • Disappearing
  • Agitprop
  • Counter-insurgent propaganda

sonic weaponry and sound therapy

  • Distortion
  • Monotone drone therapy
  • Customized harmonics
  • Backward masking
  • Spells
  • Sermons for all flavors